[At the Agricultural Hall, McMurray motions to move excess coat hangers from the rear hall to the front hall].
'kay.
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, look at me, Wayne, Wayne. There is a tried, tested, and true system at work here, and as President of the Agricultural Hall, I must demand it be respected. One member makes a motion. Then another member seconds that motion.
Second, 'kay.
"Kay" is not a second.
Well, it's the second time I said, 'kay.
So you second my motion?
You wanna know what, I'm all out of seconds, bud.
So it's not a second.
Well, this is taking too many seconds is what I'm saying.
Well, you only have to second once.
All right, give me a second.
So are you saying that you second or you need a second?
Well, one second.
All right, Wayne you shall be given one second.
(everyone pauses while Wayne looks away)
While Wayne is taking a second....
I second the fucking motion, McMurray, now move the fucking coat hangers!
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