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Letterkenny · Season 1, Episode 15

Gail, Wayne and others in “Unfinished Business”

GGail

(in the context of a conversation about Boots) You guys ever hear anything about that guy fucking an ostrich?

Wayne

No, it was The Ginger that fucked an ostrich.

Squirrelly Dan

Allegedly.

GGail

It would take more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

Wayne

We've heard it was a sick ostrich.

GGail

Well, it would take two guys to fuck an ostrich. Three, even.

Wayne

Again, we're hearing it was a sick ostrich.

GGail

Still, it's a three-man job to fuck one.

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