Legends of Tomorrow · Season 1
I'm having the strangest sensation. It's like I'm ten years old again.
You do a lot of space travel as a kid, Professor?
Only in my dreams, after I read my first issue of "Rick Starr: Space Ranger."
Space Ranger Stein? Yeah, I don't see it.
I wanted to travel through space, surviving only by my wits and laser guns. I even built a rocket out of cardboard boxes.
What stopped you?
NASA has rather strict guidelines regarding near-sightedness.
And smoking weed.
Captain's log. Stardate 837.9. We're awaiting word from the away team aboard the Acheron.
I hate to break it to you, but you're no Captain Kirk. You're Picard.
But Picard was cautious, pontificating, sort of sexless.
Well, tell that to Vash. And for the record, Picard was way hotter than Kirk.
To quote every Star Wars movie ever made, "I've got a bad feeling about this."
I'm not mad at you! I was going to resign!
I know, and I couldn't let you. This has always been your dream!
Yes, but you are so much better at this than me. I can't understand why you would give all that up.
It's funny because you're the one who made me realize that I could never be a Time Master. I found something with you, something wonderful. I found love, that thing that the Time Masters always taught us to hide from. But they were wrong Rip! Love's no threat, it's beautiful and powerful and once you know it, love changes everything. Like it changed me. And that's why I have to resign, because I could never belong to something which turns its back on the truth.
Suddenly my chosen profession seems so terribly unimportant.
No! The world needs the Time Masters, and the Time Masters most assuredly need Rip Hunter. My only wish is that one day, when you're off traveling space and time, you'll realize what I have and understand why I'm doing what I'm doing. I hope you'll think of me when that day comes.
I will. Because I'll be with you.
Seeing white picket fences and perfect family houses, it's enough to make one nostalgic.
Or nauseated.
Oh come on, Miss Lance, even someone as jaded as yourself can't deny how idyllic this time was.
Yeah. If you're white.
And a man. And straight. And...
Ok, ok, I get the point.
We're just gonna pretend like none of this happened? That Mick Rory wasn't part of our team? If you can just ice your best friend like that, I'd hate to think what you could do to us.
Excellent, nurse. I could also go for a cup of coffee.
Me, too. Black, two sugars.
While I've been busy working, you've been busy seducing that young woman!
Actually, I was liberating her. With an option to seduce her later.
I'm sorry, Mr. Palmer. I'm unfamiliar with the term "man cave."
Oh, it's a room in a basement where a dude goes to be alone or watch football. In Savage's case, it's to kill people.
He's [Chronos] time-jumping the ship.
The ladies will be left in 1958?
What about Ray?
Like I said.
[Sara and Kendra are playing the game "Life".}
[reading off a card] "Congratulations! You are a doctor".
You know, I thought about going to medical school once.
Here you go. $10,000 salary.
That's it? I made more as a barista.
It's 1958. You're lucky to make that as a woman.
Touché. Your turn.
[sighs] I miss Netflix.
So, uh, what's so special about me? I mean, aside from my sparkling personality. Back on the Waverider, you could've taken your boy Rip, but you took me instead. Why? Hey, if you're gonna kill me, you could at least tell me what's going on.
You should have figured it out by now.
[Chronos unmasks, revealing himself to be Mick Rory.]
After all, I am supposed to be the dumb one.
Look, if you're gonna kill me, just do it already.
I'm not gonna kill you. I'm gonna take a trip back to Central City and visit your baby sister. The beautiful thing about time travel is I get to kill her more than once. I can kill Lisa in front of you, go back in time, kill her in front of you again. And again. And again... I used to think the most beautiful thing on Earth was fire. Now I know. It's vengeance.
[Rip prepares to treat Snart's missing hand.]
Gideon, start the regeneration process.
What do you mean "regeneration"?
I took genetic samples from each of you at the start of our voyage for this exact eventuality.
Why am I only hearing about this now?
Because none of you had lost a limb yet.
Man, I hate wool.
Be grateful, Mr. Jackson. Those living outside the Kasnian Conglomerate are dressed in rags.
Conglomerate?
Yes, in the year 2080, governments began to give way to corporations.
More like 2008.
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