You keep ignoring my requests of a meeting.
Because there's no reason for one. Our partnership is ended. You got what you wanted. Your wife and your son are both alive and in good spirits. Your daughter Thea adores you. Nyssa al Ghul is trapped in a miserable, closeted life in the middle of Ohio, and hey, you can even clap again. What more could you possibly want?
How about the Spear of Destiny? There are still some things about this world that I want changed.
How may times do I have to say this, Malcolm? The Spear is safest in my hands. Besides, I'm the only one who knows how to use it.
That's because you destroyed the Calebros Manuscript.
Well, it's not my fault you don't retain information like I do. Speedster brains are handy that way.
Gideon... I've finally perfected my fondant bows. [places a fondant bow on top of an elaborately decorated three-tiered cake] What do you think?
Your technique has vastly improved over the last year, Captain. These cakes are so much more creative than your biscuits.
Credit where credit is due, Gideon. Your idea of adding more gelatin to the mixture was pivotal.
Well done. The best one yet, in my humble opinion.
It's a shame that you're the only one here to appreciate it.
I'm sure your team would be just as impressed.
Assuming that they're all still alive.
Perhaps you should resume your efforts to send a message out.
[shouting] What's the POINT, Gideon? The Legion have the Spear of Destiny! They're like gods now! There's no point in fighting. Not any more. [shoves the cake off onto the floor]
I have a question for you. [leads Sara over to his collection of dead heroes masks] Which one is your favorite trophy?
[pretending to be Darhk's servant] That's like asking a girl to pick just one pair of shoes.
Oh, please. Everyone has their favorite kill. You want to hear mine? Her name was Black Canary. I will never forget her. Hm. It was so... delicious... killing her. They told me that I had done it before, but I can't imagine it ever getting old.
[Sara punches Darhk in the face.]
[lifting Sara in the air magically] The very first thing I did in this reality was acquire my magic. I'm gonna miss you, Miss Lance. Having you around to attend to my every whim was too enticing to pass up. Plus, it's so hard to find good help these days.
Really? Now's the time for a bad guy monologue?
Now remember, you guys are going in there without your powers.
Don't worry. I know that place like the back of my hand.
Mick's staying here. We can't trust him. [to Mick] Not after what you've done.
After what I've done? If it wasn't for me, you'd all be walking around like sheep.
If it wasn't for you, we never would've been turned into sheep in the first place. We trusted you, Mick. We can't afford to make that mistake again.
[After a melee between the Legends and the Legion, Mick recovers the Spear.]
Nice work, Mick. Now hand it over.
Mick, no. You already gave it to them once. You know what happened.
That was Thawne. This time will be different, big boy.
Mick. I don't care what anyone else thinks. I still believe in you.
ENOUGH! Mick... hand it over. Like a good boy.
You mean "a good dog". That's all I am to you. An attack dog.
Now that's not true. Sure, we both know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but... that's why we're partners. Remember?
You're right. I'm not a genius. [tosses the Spear in front of Amaya] But I'm no one's dog, Leonard. Not anymore.
[upon seeing his Atom suit] Ah. Yes. Oh, I have missed you. [kisses the suit's helmet]
[to the suit] I will never, ever leave you again.
Rip, we found the suit. You need to close in on our position before I have to watch Ray do any more weird stuff.
Yeah. You got issues, dude.
DMDoomworld Mick
What the hell are you staring at?
Just imagining what you'd look like without teeth.
[Sara is in a Spear of Destiny-induced vision watching "The Wizard of Oz" with Laurel]
LLaurel
Well, the cork broke off, but I think I managed to salvage it. Here. [hands Sara a glass of wine] To doing movie night more often. [clinks glasses with Sara]
This never happened. This is the Spear doing this. This isn't real.
LLaurel
No, it's not. But it can be. You can remake reality however you see fit.
You were always the better of us, Laurel. [gives Laurel the Spear] You were the strong one. I'm damaged.
LLaurel
I know. [gives Sara back the Spear]
The Gambit. Lian Yu. League of Assassins. You dying. I could take it all back.
Everything that has happened to me, all the suffering that I endured... it's all led to this moment, hasn't it?
LLaurel
[nods] The Spear doesn't need someone pure of heart. It needs someone strong enough to do the right thing. Sara, it needs you.
Even if doing the right thing means not having you back.
LLaurel
I'm never too far away.
[hugs Laurel] I love you.
Should've done this in France, Mick. Could've saved us both a lot of time.
I didn't bring you here to kill you, Leonard.
So what are we doing here?
This is where Thawne recruited you for the Legion. I'm gonna wipe your memory and put you on the right path.
You mean the path where I join up with some Brit twit and die trying to save the world.
No. You die trying to save your friends.
You know what your punishment is, Leonard? You end up being a better man, and so do I.
"Better"? You mean "softer".
No. I mean "better". [wipes Snart's memory]
Mick, you wanna do the honors, plot a course? You earned it.
Gideon, set a course for Aruba.
Roger that, Mr. Rory. Setting a course for Aruba, the year 2017.
[Turbulence rocks the Waverider.]
This is what happens when you put Mr. Rory in charge of navigation.
[The Waverider is shaken harder.]
In fact, it was another time-storm. It seems the disruption you created in 1916 was just the start.
[The Waverider is ejected from the temporal zone]
We've been ejected out of the temporal zone!
Get ready for a hard landing.
Oh, come on! Can we please go five minutes without crashing the Waverider?
[The Waverider smashes through buildings and crashes to the ground.]
No. This is Los Angeles 2017.
[Everyone gazes out the front windows.]
Guys... I think we broke time.
[Zoom-out to show dinosaurs and futuristic buildings in modern-day Los Angeles.]
Opening voiceover by Stein
The Time Masters were an organization charged with protecting history from rogue time travelers, but they were destroyed. Under the leadership of Rip Hunter, we have taken up their mantle. Sara Lance, former member of the League of Assassins. Dr. Raymond Palmer, the Atom. The arsonist Mick Rory. And Firestorm, the merged superform of Jefferson Jackson and myself, Martin Stein. We are the only ones left to protect history. We are the Legends of Tomorrow.
Opening voiceover by Sara
My name is Sara Lance. Last year, a former Time Master named Rip Hunter recruited a team of heroes and villains to save the world, and we did. But in the process, we destroyed the Time Masters. Now, we've taken up their mantle of protecting the timeline from time criminals. We are no longer saving the world. We are saving history. But don't call us heroes. We are Legends.
Opening voiceover by Nate
My name is Nate Heywood. Time travel is real, and all of history is vulnerable to attack by rogue time travelers. But one group travels throughout time to stop the spread of these so-called time aberrations and erase their damage to history. A group of outcasts and misfits, these individuals aren't heroes. They're something else. They're Legends.
Opening voiceover (for various episodes) by Stein, Jax, Amaya, and Sara
Time travel is real, and all of history is vulnerable to attack. Which is why we must travel through time to stop the spread of these so-called "time aberrations" and to erase their damage to history. We are a team of outcasts and misfits, so please don't call us heroes. We're Legends.
Opening voiceover by Darhk
My name is Damien Darhk. In 2016, I was murdered by the Green Arrow. But I was removed from the timeline 31 years before my death by a speedster from the future named Eobard Thawne. Together with Malcolm Merlyn, the former head of the League of Assassins, the three of us are going to locate the Spear of Destiny, a mystical object which can rewrite reality itself. With the Spear in our possession, we will change our past, and our future, and the world as you know it.
