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S9 E21

Law & Order · Season 9, Episode 21

Stripper, Curtis and others in “Ambitious”

SStripper

Can you guys make it quick? I gotta cram for my psych exam before the happy hour crunch!

Wouldn't you do better in a library?

SStripper

Hey, I'm covering my tuition and fulfilling a public service.

Oh, which one's that?

SStripper

Read the literature. Clubs like this, they boost a man's testosterone level. He leaves here feeling confident. More productive...

...and broke.

SStripper

Then everybody's happy!

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