SStripper
Can you guys make it quick? I gotta cram for my psych exam before the happy hour crunch!
Wouldn't you do better in a library?
SStripper
Hey, I'm covering my tuition and fulfilling a public service.
Oh, which one's that?
SStripper
Read the literature. Clubs like this, they boost a man's testosterone level. He leaves here feeling confident. More productive...
...and broke.
SStripper
Then everybody's happy!
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