F Fidelia
Do you want to see the awesome stroller I picked out?
Fidelia, this is a baby we're talking about, it's not an accessory, it's not a bracelet or a pair of earrings or a slammin' pair of jeans. This is a living breathing human being you're bringing onto this earth.
F Fidelia
You think I don't know that?
If you did you'd be petrified about your future. Do you know the odds of a teen mom finishing high school? Forget college, or any other dream you might have. Life as you know it is over. There's no going to the mall or hanging out with your friends. I mean, you might see them, but it'll probably be in line waiting for food stamps, or all of you going to the doctor trying to get an appointment at the free clinic.
F Fidelia
Daddy, make her be quiet.
That's enough, detective.
Do you know the health risks to babies of teen moms? Dyslexia, retardation, um, increased risks of blindness, cerebral palsy.
Don't you blame my daughter. She's just a child.
That is my point exactly.
G Gots
That girl done seen more nuts than a can of Planters.
[Stabler comes back into work from traction after getting shot]
[to Benson] Told you he wouldn't take a day off. You owe me 50 bucks.
Did you ask Linnie how she escaped?
She asked for a meeting to discuss a plea bargain. I let her use the bathroom, she crawled out the window.
For years, whenever a rookie ADA pulled a stupid move, it was known as "doin' a Donnelly".
B Brent
You've got a lot of nerve, detective.
Why? Because you can't tell me what to do?
So they're taking recruits with criminal records now. What's one more murdering bastard with a gun?
Would you have killed him?
SP Sgt. Pruitt
Would you have shot me?
I can't answer that, and you deserve to know why. I was sexually assaulted 6 months ago.
SP Sgt. Pruitt
Quit kicking yourself.
That's easy to say, and hard to do.
SP Sgt. Pruitt
It takes practice. You'll get there.
You can’t tell me that there’s no connection between porn and rape.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, look. I've enjoyed adult entertainment a time or 2 and I have never forced a woman.
So after what we see all day, you go home and watch women being degraded to get off?
All women don’t feel the same way you do about porn. My girl digs it. Plus you've got women running multi-million dollar porn production companies.
Women making porn? That’s like the whore on the corner working her way up to pimp. Doesn’t make it right.
Lighten up, choir boy. You don’t have to be a perv to like porn.
Oh, yeah? Then how come people don’t put V for Vagina next to Vertigo on their bookshelves?
'Cause they’re afraid of being judged by prudes like you.
[having seen footage of a rape in court]
Are you sure? [looks at his crotch] Because that's not an objection you're raising.
[suspect starts to run away from Stabler and Benson] Got a runner! [the suspect turns and runs away; Benson and Stabler follow] Vasco, stop!
[punches the suspect in the face; the suspect falls to the ground] We got a dropper!
V Vasko
Where's Kristen? I would like to see her.
And I would like to see you castrated with a rusty steak knife. Neither are going to happen, but we can both dream.
A Alik
[notices the ADA] Ah. [laughs] The boss lady.
B Burke
You ever see a nerd spaz out? It's ugly.
G Geno
[about a jewelry heist] My whole life I never made a haul half this rich.
I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
[Fin helps Stabler restrain a suspect]
Yeah, like Custer had the Indians.
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