Law & Order: Special Victims Unit quotes

So, she made one "first-timer" pornographic video.

In New Hampshire.

Fin

One of the few places you can still make porn without a condom.

Live free or die.

Benson

Let me guess, you got a call from Hudson.

I did. They want to know why an SVU sergeant is demanding they re-evaluate school policy.

Benson

Because they expelled Evie Barnes, which constitutes victim blaming. It's egregious behavior.

That may be your opinion, but it's their decision. It has nothing to do with you, SVU or NYPD. Stay out of the president's office.

Benson

Does your concern have anything to do with the fact that Hudson University is New York City's largest landlord?

Grow up, sergeant. You're good at your job - stick to that. If you wanna change policy, get into politics. But last time I checked, you're a cop.

Benson

[reluctantly] Yes, sir.

Don't threaten me with medication. Just treat me like a man.

I was simply following orders.

Benson

Whose orders?

Glasgowman. He comes to me at night. We communicate. He gave me my mission. If I failed, he would take my breath away at midnight. I had to prove my loyalty.

Perry, where are you getting this?

Barbara, let her talk. Perry, how did you prove your loyalty?

By taking innocent blood.

[to Halstead and Rollins] You two look like you're ready to party.

Back up.

You, me and her? Well, I can be the bread, the meat or the spread.

You call this an interrogation? Why don't you put on some music and dance with the guy?

Fin

I've learned two things from my 15 years here at SVU. One, you can't take this job home with you.

I'm working on that.

Fin

Two, you can't take anyone from this job home with you.

Benson

Paula, I've been doing this a long time. I've seen a lot of guys like A.J.

There's only one A.J. Best believe.

Benson

And I'm sure there are times that he makes you feel incredibly special, but that doesn't make up for the times that he lays hands on you.

[to Benson] You're in the hot seat, Sergeant.

Fin

You see that, that's why I never took the Sergeant's exam.

Benson

Rollins, word of advice: when you're coming up with an excuse, don't oversell.

Copy that.

Guys are gonna talk, whether we sleep with them or not. You think Sam Reynolds wanted everyone to know that I turned him down? You think you're Chief Patton's first "good girl"?

So everything they said about you and why you left, none of that is true?

No.

I'm not gonna pass any judgment here, Amanda. You slept with the Chief to get ahead, and it backfired. That's on you.

Patton's a liar.

He's a man I know and trust. Look, I know how ambitious a girl you are. Reese too. But take my advice and let sleeping dogs lie.

Get the hell off my street.

All these years, you've been giving me the good girl act. You were just keeping yourself wide-eyed and wet for the big boss. No piece for your old friend Sam?

You bitch! I'm reporting you!

Yeah, you do that. And make sure you tell your wife I said hello.

[about Simmons] Don't forget, before he became a vulture, he was a lawyer.

Benson

Yeah, a distinction without a difference.

Guess who didn't show? I just spent two hours with 23 grand jurors playing Sudoku.

Benson

It's Friday. How about we pick him up at the end of the day?

So he can't get processed 'til Monday and has to spend the weekend in the Tombs. Motherhood has really changed you, Liv. It's brought out your sweet side. ...do it.

Benson

[sing-song] Thank you!

[to his son] You know why you hate me? Because I'm your flesh and blood, Nicky.