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Jansen's genitals weren't exactly cut off. They were surgically excised ... Removed with a scalpel by someone who knows anatomy, and pre-mortem. [points to Stabler's neck] An amateur would have cut his throat straight across. Jansen's killer made precise cuts on the carotid artery here, and here, after... [starts to point to Stabler's groin]
You don't need to demonstrate that part.
So, what's this conspiracy that you're charging me with?
Facilitating the rape of children in foreign countries.
There's no state law against that.
Federal law. We turn our tape over to the U.S. Attorney, you're toast.
Federal statutes require proof of a sex act. That means they need a victim. Where they gonna find one?
No wonder this guy doesn't need a lawyer. He's got the law memorized with all his other NAMBLA buddies.
NAMBLA? I'm not one of those freaks.
How many boys they pass around to you?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[Stabler throws Tony against the wall and roughs him up a little]
You think I am some dumb cop?
I had nothin' to...
[Stabler cuts him off with a jab to the gut]
Elliot!
Think you're smarter than me?!
I need a doctor!
You're gonna need a morgue, pal! You are nothing but a lowlife pimp who sells children. You sent Bret Jansen on a sex tour. Him and a friend made a video doin' a 10-year-old boy.
Friend? I don't know about any friend.
Yeah, right, just like you didn't know your customers have been smuggling back little sex toys of their own.
Listen, Jansen and Lynch did that on their own. I had nothin' to do with it!
You got nothin' to do with anything, do you? How 'bout sex tours? Do you know anything about them? Huh? Do you book sex tours?!
Yes! Yes!
How many do you book?
Couple dozen. Over the years.
Yeah? Just a couple dozen?
I swear, I'm not one of them! I was just in it for the money!
Which the Feds are gonna take away from you while you're sittin' on death row for slicin' up Bret Jansen.
What?! I had nothin' to do with that!
That's funny, because somebody did to him exactly what he joked about doin' to you.
That rat bastard.
Gotta be more specific. There's a lot of 'em running around in this case.
Lynch! I told him about Jansen's joke that he was gonna cut my balls off. He's using it to set me up!
Why would he wanna kill Jansen?
Because Lynch handpicked José for Jansen. Then Jansen called Lynch, said he wanted his money back when José and Ernesto escaped.
When's the last time you spoke to Lynch?
Before Jansen was killed. Lynch called, said he wanted to know why the video of his trip hadn't arrived yet. I told him it was on its way. [pants] Make me a deal. Make me a deal, and I will give you Lynch on a silver platter.
You're under arrest for the murder of Jansen and for sexually abusing your son.
No! No. I didn't force Shawn. He seduced me. How could I deny him? I never beat him like Jansen beat his boys! It's not the same thing!
No. It's worse. You had sex with your stepson, and you don't think there's anything wrong with that? What kinda sick bastard are you?
[after seeing Munch and Fin arguing]
Lover's quarrel?
It's gonna be a domestic disturbance if Munch don't get outta my face.
Girls are lucky. They can play with dolls. Boys aren't supposed to.
I had dolls.
You did? What kind?
You know, G.I. Joe, Batman.
Those are action figures.
What's your problem?
Your daughter's dead, and there's not one cell in your junkie body that gives a damn!
She's been in a coma. I don't understand why you called us.
Because of the pneumonia, I ordered a chest x-ray, and the lab automatically ran its standard tests. Hers turned up positive.
For what?
A baby. She's 6 weeks pregnant.
Counselor, question. Umm, what would it take to blanket-DNA an entire facility?
A constitutional amendment.
[sees Dr. Warner enter the restaurant where he and Benson are eating lunch] An ME out of the lab? It must be big.
I got the report back from the contents of the vomit.
Am I gonna wanna stop eating for this?
Roast beef, mozzarella cheese, corn, and raisins. Luckily, it had only been in the stomach a few hours, so it was only partially digested.
All right, I'm done. [pushes her salad away]
These are scientific studies proving that an adolescent's brain is significantly different than an adult, that in fact our brains aren't fully formed until we are in our early twenties
And I can present scientific studies which prove my cat is trying to kill me in my sleep.
[about 2 other children] Can you tell me who they are?
That's Philip, and that's Antoine.
Who's their mom?
Mom is.
Okay. Who's their real mom?
My mom is, stupid! They're my brothers.
You used your own daughter.
No. Those men did. Randall and Eno.
They swear that they didn't!
But they're lying!
Either you let them rape your daughter, or your husband took their semen out of you and did it himself.
That's disgusting.
YOU'RE DISGUSTING!! YOU ARE! Your own child!
If Missy had kept her mouth shut, could've been a perfect crime.
Hey, you don't know there's been a trampoline in the room, you won't dust the ceiling for prints.
Tell me this isn't as bad as it seems.
Oh, it is.
And Missy's immunity is etched in stone?
We can't touch her. We're screwed.
You can't kill me. I'm already dead.
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