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Law & Order: Criminal Intent Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Goren and Eames talk to one of Goren's sources about cyanide shipments.]

THTree-hugger

Didn't Bobby tell you? We got alternative methods of gathering information.

You hack into the companies' computers?

THTree-hugger

Well, if you're going to make it sound illegal--

LLawyer

You think this old lady with one and a half lungs ran around the hospital like a tooth fairy from hell?

[Deakins passes by and watches Goren staring at a piece of paper.]

You going to share with the rest of the class?

Get an indict against the mother.

For what?

Murder.

With what?

With whatever. C'mon. Don't you have the grand jury eating out of your hand?

[Goren gestures wildly at the wall.]

I bet you could indict that clock.

The evidence passed muster with the grand jury.

LLawyer

Oh, right. Was my client indicted before or after the ham sandwich?

[Goren and Eames go to question a buddy of Goren's, an auto-mechanic.]

I still can't get used to seeing you in a suit.

[Lewis works on an engine while he talks to Goren. Eames stoops to look under the hood while he talks.]

351 four-barrel. Who are you trying to outrun?

Whoa. I think I'm in love.

AAssistant

Here, let me highlight for you--

That's okay. The search warrant doesn't stipulate highlighting.

Last December, Wieger and Nawrocki both made calls to the Development Office of Pelham University.

Development? Isn't that the Ivy League word for hitting people up for money?

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