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Law & Order: Criminal Intent Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

We would be remiss in our professional obligations if we didn't mention a plea.

VVirgil

A plea?

We have evidence, witness testimony, all that's needed for a murder conviction. If you allocute, avoid a trial, it saves the state a lot of money.

You might do better than life in SuperMax.

VVirgil

I want a trial.

Still desperate.

Your act means that much to you, huh?

VVirgil

It's not an act. That I am eternal means I have nothing to fear.

Well, I think you might be wrong about that, Jonathon. Locked in an 8 by 10 cell, no human contact, no hope of parole. And there you'll sit... being eternal.

We need to know what Rick knew and when he knew it.

That creates a problem for me. I led Angela to believe we wouldn't contact him.

Our investigation outweighs her concerns.

And mine? I sort of gave my word.

First of all, you don't cheat. And if you do, don't trust a cop.

MMarta

Is it so wrong to want a child to honor the Castilla-Caldera name?

The crime isn't wanting a son. The crime is lying and killing to get one.

BBernard

We're antiquarians. We choose to live in the past. But Lenore, she had no choice.

RRegina

She keeps living the same day over and over. But it's such a lovely day.

LLenore

This wine goes poorly with my medication... You know, Zachary, I have another secret.

I imagine you have several.

My parents are atheists. If they ever found out I'd gone to a church, they'd set up an intervention.

SSal

It doesn't matter what I did. I trained a champ! Nothing can change that!

TTheodore

You know, in therapy, when we've had a really good session, we jokingly say, "Today, we've been to Lourdes".

Meaning you've achieved a miracle cure?

TTheodore

No, just meaning that it was a very good session. But I believe that, maybe... you and I have been to Lourdes.

Should I take that as approval?

TTheodore

[smiles] Don't presume. Don't presume.

NNyle

[giving an interview while high] Let me tell you something: the key to success is speed. A synapse comes, pow! You gotta ride that thing! That's how the big dogs do it. Instinct! Instinct! You got it. That's how we do it. Not people like you, you know who you are, you son of a bitch. I'm Mick Jagger, you're the talentless, faceless zero backstage making sure I have enough water to drink, so deal with it!

[as Teddy is arrested] On the plus side, he'll get his moment in the sun - in the yard, an hour a day.

[looking at a Catholic dating site] "God's perfect match in 60 days, or your money back." I wonder if I'm too old for catechism class.

[to Goren] You are exceptional at analyzing others. Exceptional. So what is it that you think will happen if you start looking at yourself?

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