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Law & Order: Criminal Intent Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

PPaulette

It feels so lonely when you walk into a room and no one turns around.

David, you're going to jail. Would you like it to be for a long time, or a very long time?

VVorsichtiger

Under certain circumstances, there can be no shame.

HHazard

I have proven that selfless behavior is a myth. None of us has a choice.

[to Stevens] Tell him about his choices.

[handcuffing Hazard] You may choose to remain silent.

MMaya

[of her victims] They liked me. I saw the trust in their eyes. It was like the deer.

When it was over, did you whisper in their ear the words that your father that your father told you to say?

MMaya

[with relish] "Now you know who killed you!"

I'm gonna go with the statistics and say that if this wasn't a robbery it was probably family.

I doubt it was the wife. The guy topped 200 pounds. He was an athlete. Plus, he had facial bruises consistent with an actual brawl.

Also, there seems to be no indication that she gained from his death financially.

It's a marriage. Maybe she just got sick of him. [leaves]

What goes on in her house?

Did he still owe you money?

DDenardi

To misquote our former president, it depends on what your definition of "owe" is.

Manhattan has the Empire State Building, the Bronx has Yankee Stadium, Brooklyn, the Bridge, Queens has the U.S. Open, and Staten Island has a gigantic landfill. Can't you smell it yet?

My father read Inset. I remember there was this picture of Ursula Andress. She had a brassiere that shot bullets.

[wryly] Your father read it?

It was, uh, shared. We fought over the crossword puzzles.

You should have been a shrink, like your father wanted.

Serena, I don't care about complaining husbands and cheating wives, and treating people with nervous acne. But I am driven to understand why some people are so different they disrupt our sense of all behavior and logic.

[examining a body] Her panties are probably down.

So, raped, but then he dressed her again.

Modest. The righteous are always the worst.

RRRev. Reading

[of Howell] He taught me how to plant a garden. I taught him how to die.

CCaroline

Sarah hated dad's world - the campaigning, telling the media everything was perfect. She longed to escape, find something new.

CPCongressman Price

Whatever she found killed her.

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