JJameson
That vindictive, stupid bitch.
We are all ears.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
"Returned due to insufficient postage." Somebody must have missed the last rate hike.
My mother didn't like my girlfriends either, even if she pretended to, but she didn't kill any of them.
[Deakins and Eames watch Goren shouting and cheering bravo to a homeless man in the Interrogation room.]
Great. The Goren Show's back in town.
[After Goren interviews a manic, schizophrenic homeless man.]
You were good talking with Howard.
Mmm. Lots of practice.
Step into him.
You know us. We're the NYPD. We lie all the time. And we're good at it.
After 18 years in foster care, Kevin turns up an uncle.
Touching, isn't it?
What about you? Any dazzling insights you'd like to share?
Uh...no.
You thinking of converting? Because I think Father Capanna would love to baptize you.
Too late, you're speaking to a lapsed alter boy.
I should've known. Disregard for authority, fascination with bad behavior....
LLawyer
This is pure harassment.
You have no idea how many times a day we hear that.
FAForensic Accountant
Next to Immaculate Conception, how the Church handles its money is one of the great mysteries of the faith.
[To Goren] Listen to you. What did you think you were doing here? A catch-and-release program?
[To Goren] Detective, if you try and run one by me like that again, I'll have your badge.
I didn't take this job to get noticed.
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