Hey. This is nice. (Walks in.)
He can't help himself. Can I come in?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Did you know there's an original Salvador Dali hanging at Rikers Island? He donated it in the 60s.
That's fascinating.
You're going to get to see it firsthand.
Right! It's a Monet. It's all in the lighting.
Americans have no idea what art is anymore.
MMoon
You don't know. You don't know what it's like.
What, to work so hard?
MMoon
Yes.
And still be a nobody.
MMoon
Yes.
Welcome to the human race.
[Goren tweezers a small object off the heel of a dead woman found in a hotel.]
What is that?
Fish scale.
Great, she was attacked by a shark.
[Seriously] Sharks don't have scales.
[Eames sighs.]
His "arrangement with his wife" is that he gets to be a bad boy once a month, but then he has to tell her what he did.
Oh those wacky Belgians.
She also tasted positive for lithium.
Might have been for depression.
What's so depressing about being a crack whore?
[Goren and Eames are on a stakeout. They glance at a passing man.]
No, too short. Surveillance is my strong suit.
[Watching homeless people sneak in and out of steam tunnels.]
You ever think what it's like living down there?
With what one bedrooms are going for, I've considered it.
All those in favor of he's our guy, raise your hand.
[Goren and Eames look at each other.]
Oh, that's good.
[Eames prepares to kick a motel door in.]
Housekeeping. Ready or not--
You're under arrest for the murder of Lois Romney.
JJameson
What, you're serious?
You don't see us wearing clown shoes, do you?
VAMrs. Van Acker
You people are all over the map.
We're pretty good at reading maps, Mrs. Van Acker.
So you see, Mr. Jameson. The only fingers in the pie are yours.
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