Does it bother you that the same people who just jacked $300 million are maxing out a stolen credit card?
Once a thief. You said yourself, they're impulsive.
Okay, if it doesn't bother you.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Goren and Eames are reviewing a security camera's records of a woman in a jewelry store]
You notice anything unusual?
Not really.
It's just that she's putting lipstick on her eyeball. She's taking a picture of the safe.
[Goren continues watching the tape, saying nothing.]
Am I missing something?
I just like to watch.
Don't equivocate. He's a bad guy.
Bad guys do what good guys dream.
Funny thing about the law. Right hand performs the crime, left hand pays for it....
Um...how can my client help himself here?
Names and addresses and I take the death penalty off the table.
She got her hands on this [diamonds], why she didn't run--
It wasn't about that, it was about him.
Men come and go, but diamonds--
Diamonds don't keep you warm at night.
It could be a prison tattoo.
How could he get to prison without leaving his prints in the system?
How'd my luggage end up in Amarillo last Christmas?
She won't run, Ms. Lewin.
NLNora Lewin
[to Carver] Do you trust his judgment?
On this, yes, yes I do.
LLewin
Should I trust yours?
Life without parole? That’s pretty steep. He’s got no record of violence.
He does now. And the offer is not going to hold. We found him and we’ll find the others with or without his help. [leans back, juggling his hands] Life. Death. You choose.
GDGia DeLuca
We're both dead anyway. You killed us.
Think again, Gia. You've got a long and healthy life ahead of you.
I lied. Sorry.
Popular opinion has this pegged as a murder/suicide.
I never trust opinion polls.
All my favorite theories shot to hell in 60 seconds.
[Eames and Goren stand in a museum looking at a Monet.]
It's beautiful.
Impressionists are too pretty.
Right. You probably like those sweaty naked people in the next room.
Lucian Freud? As a matter of fact, I do.
You can't put that stuff in your home. You can't live with it.
I'm not interested in living with it. I'm interested in thinking about it.
There's nothing in life I enjoy quite so much as being threatened by a beautiful woman.
Tax fraud. How mundane.
But smart. I like smart.
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