Either he's a psychic for Greenpeace or he's a liar.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Once a murderer, always a murderer.
Oh, uh, wow, these quick-release knots, they are, uh, very quick.
When I was a kid, I used to dream about living on a horse farm.
That's a nice dream... for a horse.
He felt anger, he just knew better than to show it. Instead he-he went blank, like he was flipping through an emotional Rolodex, searching for the socially appropriate response. But anger...that is his only true emotional response.
[to Mikey] Sadness. The appropriate response here... is sadness.
LLafond
Well, all these years Danielle has been your patient. It's nice to finally meet you, doctor.
LDr. Lindgard
Danielle is a terrific young woman.
LLafond
Yeah, I'm a pretty lucky guy.
LDr. Lindgard
[lasciviously] But you should have seen her at 24.
Was Mrs. Lindgard aware of what her son did for her?
DMrs. Dobell
Oh, yes. He walked with the angels, as far as she was concerned. She expected great things from him. [leaves]
16 years old... I can't imagine watching my mother suffer all night for 8 months.
He was powerless then. Now it's about having that control. It's a ritual he can't stop replaying.
LDr. Lindgard
[of his victims] I take their lives! I give them their deaths! I'm in control!
[after Lindgard is arrested] He won't be walking with the angels anytime soon.
Nothing says rage-aholic like a punch in the wall. His neighbors must love him.
They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best served cold: Revenge.
So that's what $15,000,000 looks like.
So that's what vengeance gets you, a mouthful of ashes?
[A shock jock with a history of mental problems is believed to have committed suicide, but clues lead the detectives toward a psychiatric nurse with an obsession]
RGRay Garnett
[doing his radio call-in show] Come on, Linda. Let 'em out to play.
LLinda
[on the phone] But, um,... I'm in the kitchen, Ray. What if somebody sees me?
RGRay Garnett
Honey, it's just you, me, and the FCC.
LLinda
[giggling] Okay, I did it. I took it off. You happy now, Ray?
RGRay Garnett
Well, sweetie, that depends. Are they, um, berries, mangoes, or melons?
Last time, he left a suicide note?
GGarnett
He made a tape. He had it with him in the car. Ray loves the sound of his own voice.
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