You're a devil.
You should see me in a blue dress.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent · Season 1
You're a devil.
You should see me in a blue dress.
This wasn't a robbery gone bad.
It's murder gone good.
[to Spencer Durning] Shame on you.... Humanitarian... to everything and everyone, except your son... your son's tragedy. Because, Spence, however much you may like humanity, it's people that you can't stand.
In this neighborhood, the Neighborhood Watch watches the cops.
Well, it's nice to see kids reading the classics.
And learning all the wrong lessons.
[to Goren] You know, you're awfully snoopy.
A lot of people point that out.
What was it Clarence Darrow said? "The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children."
Only if you let them.
[Eames walks in on Goren and Carver admiring very well-made model cars.]
You two having a play date?
He's entered the lion's den. Bold?
He's out of his mind.
It's worse. He doesn't know fear.
Well, will wonders never cease? He blinked.
He may be human after all.
Optimist.
Let's just say we're not not suspecting him.
Maybe one of these criminals isn't so petty.
Typhoid Roger. You dump him, you get sick.
Blackmail him, you get killed.
They're obscure, potentially lethal zoonotic viruses, meaning they're found in animals.
Anything I could catch from my local vet?
Not unless he's been in the Southern Hemisphere playing fetch with flying bats.
Well, the directors think I'm a good ambassador for the zoo. [spits]
[disgusted] Because you have so much in common with your animals?
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