[Reading his note to Laverne while he sits on her legs] Shut up, sit down, listen to me! It took me a long time to work out what I had to say so be quiet until i'm finished! You lied to me, you hurt my feelings, you got me punched out, and you got mustard on my best jacket!
Is that it?
Yeah! Unless you could think of something?
Laverne Get off my legs okay.
[Gets off of Laverne's legs and gives her the note] What do you think?
[Looks at the note] You spelled mustard wrong.
[Looks at the note with Laverne] Too many O's, huh?
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