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Laverne & Shirley · Season 1, Episode 15

Laverne and Shirley in “Unfinished Business”

Laverne

[Explaining why the Braves' losing streak led to them being laid off] Let me explain it to you again. If the Braves don't play so good, then people don't go to games. If people don't go to games, then Shotz can't sell them beer. Do you got that?

Shirley

Then why don't they just lay off the Braves?

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