“I promised myself I'd remain intact until my...” – Shirley, Laverne & Shirley ... TV Quotes Database

[After learning that she might be having her appendix removed] I promised myself I'd remain intact until my wedding night, if you know what I mean...

Laverne

Shirl, guys don't care if you lose your appendix!

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