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Laverne & Shirley · Season 1, Episode 15

Shirley and Squiggy in “Unfinished Business”

Shirley

You marry a man with a square head, no neck, and hair on his thumbs, you know what your kids are gonna turn out like?

SSquiggy

Hello!

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