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Last of the Summer Wine · Season 1

Last of the Summer Wine Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Of course I like him.

MMarina

(unseen, through megaphone) Oh, Howard!

(unseen, through megaphone) Oh, Marina!

I'll kill him!

It's because they're ashamed of me, because I'm scruffy!

I wouldn't say scruffy. (to Truly) Would you say scruffy?

...Yes, I'd say scruffy.

Well, if you're just going to be honest all the time.

"Could this be the missing piece?" he asks himself. "Could this be the thing that works the magic with Nora Batty?"

"Could this be a total idiot?" he asks himself.

Close.

GGlenda

Something's tormenting you, Barry. You're thinking about life and death, and all the big questions.

BBarry

Who's gonna look after his ferrets?

D'you think the dead ever see a sunrise?

Yes, I do, actually.

Even those who don't get up very early?

Even them. Maybe that's what Paradise is: a place where the sun doesn't come up until you're ready.

You think he was heavenly material, do you?

Certainly. "To be as little children" – that was him.

You hear of people dying, it makes you realise you have to fill every moment. Now, I don't get out enough.

Inside! You can fill the coal bucket.

But Pearl, love, we have to live like there's no tomorrow.

If you don't get inside, there'll be no tomorrow!

One minute we're here, the next minute we're gone.

That's been true of you for years!

I wonder if I've got time to change my library book.

Inside, before I change your whole personality!

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