Compo quotes from Last of the Summer Wine

Compo

Hey Cyril, give me a fag, I'll give you a sniff of me socks!

Compo

Do you reckon I'm in love with Mrs. Batty, or is it just sex?

Compo

Your old lady's dog is crapping all over the pavement.

That's funny. He usually sews it up in little bags and sends it by post.

Compo

I thought you'd be open.

Well that's a natural assumption if you ignore the drawn blinds and the forty foot sign that says closed.

Compo

(referring to Foggy) What's he doing now?

Clegg

He's doing alright. You get depressed sometimes and begin to believe there aren't any real, old fashioned idiots left, and then, out of the blue, comes a genuine, fourteen carat, gilded barmpot like this!

Compo

It's because they're ashamed of me, because I'm scruffy!

Clegg

I wouldn't say scruffy. (to Truly) Would you say scruffy?

Truly

...Yes, I'd say scruffy.

Clegg

Well, if you're just going to be honest all the time.

Compo

"Could this be the missing piece?" he asks himself. "Could this be the thing that works the magic with Nora Batty?"

Truly

"Could this be a total idiot?" he asks himself.

Clegg

Close.