Your old lady's dog is crapping all over the pavement.
That's funny. He usually sews it up in little bags and sends it by post.
A character in Last of the Summer Wine
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Last of the Summer Wine: in 3 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Clegg (2)
Your old lady's dog is crapping all over the pavement.
That's funny. He usually sews it up in little bags and sends it by post.
(referring to Compo) He's still calling for me in broad daylight!
Tell the neighbours he doesn't belong to you, you're just looking after him for somebody.
Blamire has found his old camera, and has visited a photographic exhibition with Compo. They then find Clegg.
(Fiddling with his camera) You know, I must get a light meter.
I should get a heavy one. You'll pay more, but it'll last longer.
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