Tina, Rachel and others in “Into the Unknown”

Is this it then?

Paul, if this is where your relatives lived, they must’ve been trees.

Right, this is very interesting. Now let’s go.

There is a small problem.

What?

We’ve run out of petrol.

Oh.

How can you run out of petrol, you complete muffin?

You realize that if you don’t put the petrol in the car, it stops.

All right. It’s not my fault. I forgot to look at the gauge.

So what are we gonna do now?

Jo will fix it.

It’s run out of petrol, Bradley. How can I fix that?

I don’t know. Maybe you could, um, change engine up a little bit and make it run on some word or some leaves or… (slaps himself) or some mashed-up mosquitoes.

Yeah, right.

Bradley, why don’t you ever talk any sense?

Because it’s too easy.

Next to you to suggest that we dig for oil and turn that into petrol and put that in the car.

You’re right. That’s ridiculous.

Exactly.

How are we gonna dig without a shovel?

Look, guys. There’s only one thing for us to do. Some of us are gonna go and look for some petrol while the other guys stay here.

What? We’re going then?

Well, I think Paul should go.

Why me?

Because you’re the one that forgot to look at the petrol gauge.

But Jo forgot to look at the petrol gauge as well, so why doesn’t she go?

Cos I weren’t driving, you hoof. What about Rachel?

Why me?

Cos you get spooked easily. This might help you get over it.

Oh, thanks, Jo.

What about Jon?

Or Bradley?

Or maybe Hannah.

What are you saying me for?

Because no one’s mentioned your name yet.

I could even see you mentioned that.

Yeah, but you just sit there all the time, right.

(screams then calms down) Now listen. We’ve got to decide what to do. Now, what are our choices?

Oh, yes. Our choices. Well, our choices are either we can sit here in the spooky woods for hours and die or we can go for a walk in the spooky woods for hours and die.

Not really, um, much of a choice there, Rach. That’s kind of like saying “Should we sit here and wait for big monster to come and bite our arm off, or make a monster walk for a little bit…and then let him bite your arm off?”

I’ll make it walk, definitely.

Yeah, but it’ll probably work up more of an appetite and end up eating your other arm as well.

That is a good point. Stay here definitely.

Well, I’m gonna look for some petrol. So who’s coming with me?