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S1 E15

Kojak · Season 1, Episode 15

Lt. Theo Kojak in “Deliver Us Some Evil”

Lt. Theo KojakTelly Savalas

[chuckles] You're trying to convince me that the story you're telling is not a beautifully engraved $3 bill.

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