Lt. Theo Kojak
[holding a photograph of Leona and a man hiding behind a menu] Look at the john. He's being so bashful. I wonder why? Terminal acne, maybe?
Capt. Frank McNeil
[takes the photograph] Well, married men are sometimes camera-shy, have you noticed?
Lt. Theo Kojak
Frequently. Can you make out the name on the menu?
Capt. Frank McNeil
No, but then I can't even read the top line on an eye chart anymore.
Lt. Theo Kojak
Tell me about it.
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