Hey look, kid, I'm gonna talk to you like a father. [laughs] And I never even put my arms around your mother.
“Down a Long and Lonely River” · Season 1, Episode 19
In this episode: Lt. Theo Kojak (2)
AAAlan Ankrum
Well, he knows something about a gun with a filed-down firing pin, the gun that, eh, Elena threatened to kill herself with. Did you give her that gun, Dancik?
ADAlbert Dancik
A gun that doesn't shoot? That's a toy. I gave her a lot of toys, Alan.
You tell these G-men that they're obstructing justice and I want DeLuca down here! Otherwise, I'll bust these Feds for their funny haircuts!
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