[Wade wakes up in a spiritual realm, which takes the form of Neon Nightz Lanes.]
Where am I?
I'll tell where you are, Wade. [Wade screams upon encountering the echidna, who does so too.] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down! [Wade stops screaming.] Here, let me make you more comfortable. [transforms into a bowling alley employee]
Whoa.
Let's try again. I'll tell you where you are, Wade. The Great Battleground in the Sky!
[looks around] The Great Battleground in the Sky is... a bowling alley?
Well, for you it is. For most people, this place has more of a Florida feel, with all-you-can-eat shrimp. But this... is your battleground.
Okay. Who are you?
My name's Pachacamac.
[realizes] Wait. Knuckles told me about you. You're the legendary leader of the Echidna tribe.
In the flesh, baby.
Well, it's an honor to meet you, Chief, um...
Pachacamac.
Yeah. Chief... Pamachacaw.
Pachacamac.
Parmesan.
Pa...
Peh...
...cha...
...jor...
...ca...
...mar...
...mac.
...za.
Y'know what? Mac's fine.
Okay. If that's... easier for you. I certainly have no problem with the correct pronunciation.
Yeah, right.
Things are starting to make some obviously clear and logical sense. Knuckles must've sent me here because this is my next lesson. Hold on. Are you gonna teach me something amazing and essential to my real-life predicament?
I'm not just going to teach it to you, Wade. I'm going to have it sung to you as part of a low-budget rock opera. Now, please open your mouth. [takes out his wand]
Um, I'm not really comfortable with that. [laughs nervously]
Just do it, man. Rainbow! [His wand shoots a ray of rainbows into Wade's mouth.]
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