Joe and Gordon in “Unfinished Business”

[starts making an elk quesadilla] Do you want to see how we make this crap?

I haven't got the appetite, Joe.

I know because you wouldn't come over here and say "Don't get it that crispy." or "Don't do that with it."

What the fuck are you on? What the fuck are you on? I won't come over here saying "Get that a bit crispy". An elk quesadilla that you want confirmation that it's a fucking good dish? When are you going to pull your head out of your fucking arsehole?! For a man who stands there and boasts at his fucking farm and his goats and you want me to talk about this?! Seriously?! Wake up, Joe! You're joking, aren't you?

We're making these two these. You know what I'm saying? I know you don't like the dish.

It's disgusting, Joe!

So you wouldn't give me any input on it?

Get rid of it!

You want me to get rid of it right fucking now?!

I would! I would!

Get rid of the fucking thing! We don't have it!

Oh, here we go! Here we go!

We don't have it!

Here we fucking go!

Make yourself clear.

Stop asking such ridiculous questions! "Come over here and tell me it's crispy." ARE YOU THAT STUPID?!!

So don't - fucking - serve the thing, right?

WHOSE RESTAURANT IS THIS?!

It's my restaurant, and I'm asking for fuckin' help!

(over) THEN ACT... FUCKING RESPONSIBLE!!!

I'm asking for FUCKIN' help!

THEN WAKE UP!!

YOU wake up!

IDIOT!!

Fuckin' come in here and help me, instead of running your jaw!

You shouldn't even be in the kitchen! GET OUT!! GET OUT!!

(under) Go ahead! Go ahead! You put it all together! You got it right!

(to Tom) Let's finish this. Let's finish it. (to Joe) FUCK OFF THEN!

You fuck off!

(throws the quesadillas on the floor) Yeah, and take that shit with you! That's right, we're stopping an elk quesadilla! Breaking news in Mexico!

That's all I'm asking!

GET OUT!!! Now we got rid of the fucking problem. Unbelievable. Un-fucking-real.