Gordon, Tom and others in “Unfinished Business”

Are they raw onions in there? What's that? Did you put raw onions in there?

I didn’t; no.

Why are we doing this to each other?

I don’t know.

Is this a wind-up? Look at me. You're putting raw onions in the soup. I don't know if you're just fucking around. I'm—I'm lost, Joe. Why are you doing this?

You said earlier that it needed more onions. Okay? We responded by putting the onions in there, so they had more of a bite to it.

It's raw. What's the matter with you? We send that out, it’s going to come straight back!

What do you want to hear?

Take it off, Joe!

Take it off the menu?

86 it! Save whatever little reputation you've got left! MAN! Surely you've got a bit more respect than that! I'm trying to reason with you, Joe.

I get it.

Fine.

I get it.

Fine! But I am not here to show an idiot you can't put fucking raw onions in an onion soup! I can't teach you that! That's called common sense! That, in your tiny mind, is not common!

Pardon?

(to Tom) Come here, you. Should we put raw onions in a caramelised onion soup?! TELL HIM!!

(to Joe) No.

(to Tom) Thank you! (to Joe) You've got talented staff to tell you that! Ask your chef!