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Kitchen Nightmares · Season 1, Episode 15

David, Gordon and others in “Unfinished Business”

I follow the recipes as I am told by the owners and if I try to change the recipes, I am tossed out of here.

What?!

AAlan

That's not quite true.

It's not true?

Come on, guys, man up.

[mutters] Been drinking again.

Drinking again?

GGen

My husband doesn't drink.

I don't know. I don't know. I can't get the truth out of anybody here.

Explain this to me, Gen.

GGen

He does have a lot of control in the kitchen.

That's not true, chef.

GGen

What about the mushrooms? You changed the whole recipe and you added wine.

You didn't want salt on the mushrooms. Let's tell the truth.

GGen

Did you add wine to the mushroom recipe?

That's how you make sautéed mushrooms.

GGen

I just asked you a question. Did you add wine?

Yes, ma'am.

GGen

You didn't tell anyone that you added wine to the mushrooms.

AAlan

Honey, you're missing the point. You're focusing on a mushroom.

GGen

Mushrooms are important to me. I'm from Poland.

[Gordon shakes his head in disbelief]

I think a lot of the problem is, instead of putting sugar in that coffee, put a little Prozac in it.

GGen

David, I just want the truth.

This is the truth: I would be better off as a brain surgeon than you running this restaurant.

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