Moe, Rami and others in “Unfinished Business”

Oh, my God. [groans] It's tough?

Look how tough the duck is!

You said it's tough?

It is tough, man! Cut it! And look- I'm 500 pounds, and look... [tries to cut it]

It is not tough.

The meat is tough!

I'm hungry and I'm going to eat it my fucking self.

Enjoy it then!

[interview] That's my favorite dish on the menu. And that duck is not going nowhere. This is going to stay quacking on my menu.

I don't give a fuck if he doesn't like it. [takes a bite] Man, this duck is so fucking good, man. (interview) Oh my gosh. (Kisses).

Hey look, that's the skin.

It's tough. (interview) Moe doesn't get it. He doesn't want to listen, he still thinks it's tender. I don't know what kind of teeth he has.

You know what? I'd like him to come back here and cook the duck and show him what his duck gonna look like. We're going to call it the "Gordon duck!" (laughs; Gordon can hear it.) It's going to be a British duck right there! (laughs)

What the hell's going on in there?

How's it going, Chef?

They're laughing. What is going on in there?

The food is coming back to the kitchen and they think it's a joke.

Um, can I meet the chef?

Absolutely.

[Mocks Gordon back in the kitchen] "It's bloody dreadful! Fucking bloody!"

[interview] Chef Ramsay is clueless. I really don't think that British can cook. Period.