[After discovering they don’t have a head chef]
Abby, what you’re employing is a ship with no captain at the helm and a team desperate for guidance. No guidance is no standards; no standards is no consistency. So, who came up with the menu? If this is American comfort food, somebody’s dreaming here.
I did. I did; I take full responsibility for the menu.
You have no cooking background but you put the menu together? Abby, you’ve got to understand how frustrating this is. It’s ridiculous!
I don’t know what to say. Fix it. You fix it! That’s why you’re here.
Oh come on, Abby! How can I fix it when you stand there in front of your team rating YOU and your restaurant and your food 10 out of 10? Dreamer!
I don’t... I don’t think it’s as bad as you say it’s...
Stop being in denial!
Can you be more specific about the meat loaf? What did you not like about the meat loaf?
(in disbelief) Oh, SHIT!
Can you say something besides...
You’re loopy!
I’ve been called worse than that.
Wake up and admit it’s shit!
Bring it on.
Oh, come on.
Bring it on.
What do you mean, “bring it on”?
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