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Kitchen Nightmares · Season 1, Episode 15

Gordon, Narrator and others in “Unfinished Business”

[taking off his jacket] Fucking hell.

With the restaurant on the verge of success, Chef Michel is insisting on reverting back to his old ways, and Gordon has reached his breaking point.

MMichel

Thank you very much, I think it's great--

Cut the bullfuck. You don't care anymore, do you? Just get straight to the fucking answer.

MMichel

No, I'm not cutting no bullfuck. I'm just telling it like it is.

Get straight to the fucking answer.

MMichel

Okay? Alright?

Okay.

MMichel

Alright, good. Your menu is not better than mine. You know?

You're a donkey!

MMichel

My food has been voted Best Chef in Ventura County.

WHAT?!

MMichel

Yeah, listen--

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on! Let me finish!! Let me finish!! You put your fucking hands up here, listen to me. You run a shit-hole of a kitchen! Fuck yourself!! Okay?!

MMichel

No! No! No!

Fuck off! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TURN AROUND AND TELL ME, WHEN YOU WORK LIKE A PIG? YOU FRENCH PIG!!!

MMichel

Yeah, you know what...

You lazy pig! You're so full of shit! Open your eyes and have a look around!

MMichel

Big words, big mouth! Big mouth! You're not happy?

I'm FUCKING happy!

MMichel

You can get out! You can get out!

Go on! [gives Michel the inverted V sign] Fuck yourself!

MMichel

You can get out! It's my fucking kitchen!

Yeah, is it? Well, if it's your FUCKING KITCHEN, THEN CLEAN IT, YOU LAZY CUNT!

MMichel

No!

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