Kirby: Right Back at Ya! · Season 1
This plant plan's startin' to grow on me.
Yeah, that Pukey Flower's one bad blossom! It pops up little Noddy berries, the critters gobble them up, and the owners can't wake 'em. [laughs]
They think a whiff of the Pukey will wake them up, but then the Pukey eats them up!
And now it's time for Kirby.
Lunch time. [the two burst into laughter]
[snoring, sleep-talking] Picnic...picnic...
[Tuff gasps]
[sleep-talking again] Pic...nic....
Kirby! Glad you're okay, buddy!
WARNING: You have entered the Nightmare Enterprises web server and I want to know why.
There's a powerful Star Warrior livin' out there somewhere in Dream Land. And I'm here to destroy him.
In that case, I can be of assistance. And I wish you luck on your journey.
Get ready... 'cause now I'm comin' to get ya.
GET THAT GUY!!! GUARDS!!!
You're a kid.
Don't let that fool ya. My name's Knuckle Joe.
Knuckle Joe?
What!?
Cut the gab. Where's the Star Warrior?
[Tiff and Tuff gasp]
I know he's here. Where is he?
[Dedede and Escargoon both grunt in confusion]
Majesty, he means...
Hm. [laughs] I happen to know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for.
Then spill your guts, tubby.
Uhhh, tubby?
Hey wise guy, this is the king you're talking about! You can't insult him because he's fat! Or because he's a big ignoramus! Or because he's a tightwad...[gets hammered by Dedede]
[clears throat] Sonny, I know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for, and his name's Kirby.
Look out... Kirby.
Warn everybody there's a tough guy looking to fight Kirby.
Hope it's a food fight.
I come lookin' for a Star Warrior, and I wind up with a beach ball. This is humiliatin'.
There is no reason to battle Kirby, my friend. The one you seek is me.
Who are you?
I am the Star Warrior who defeated... your father.
He wasn't a father! He was a... weakling!
In this case, I am glad that he is gone, so that he doesn't have to see the monster you have become.
What? I ain't no monster!
Anyone who abandons his reason, and lives only by hatred, is a monster.
Huh?
Knuckle Joe... What we do makes us monsters. And look what you've done to Kirby.
That's what a monster would do.
Wrong! I am not a monster!
I am not so sure. You lived on hatred. And that is what eNeMeE loves.
I told ya, Meta Knight... I'm not a monster.
I know, Joe. I know.
There's a little extra service charge for that special upload, King.
I've had it with this weather. I've gotta do something to beat the heat and cool down this kingdom!
We deal mostly in monsters, not home appliances, but I think we may just have something that'll do the job.
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