Get me a doctor this is an emergency, I'M CRACKING UP HERE!
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Sure thing, King! In fact, we have a monstrous new line of mollusc-wear that is guaranteed to bring out the beast if you know what I mean.
[Kirby, Tiff, and Tuff patch Escargoon's shell up with tape]
TTiff
Okay.
Phew, I feel so much better. But why'd you have to repair it tape? The least you could a done is use the invisible kind!
TTiff
This is just temporary. We'll come up with something nicer.
[to Tiff] Anything be nicer than this cheap fix! [to Doctor Yabui] Can't you patch up this shell with some kind of plastic surgery!?
Hmph. I suggest you find yourself a veterinarian for that.
[Escargoon growls in irritated]
TTuff
Hey. Why don't we fix it with some glue?
TTiff
Yeah. The really strong kind.
It might work, but to apply glue you'd have to remove the shell temporarily.
[Escargoon screams in shock]
TTiff
That won't be so bad. Come on, let's go look around for something Escargoon can wear in the meantime.
Poyo!
All clear outside, too, my dear!
I think the way the King is behaving is perfectly un-decent.
With my new remote-controlled spy fly, I'll get me a real bug's eye view! [He uses the Grasshopper Eavesdropper to take a peek at the Escargoon in a changing-tent]
How humiliating...[He picks up the tin pan] This one looks too small, but I'll try it on anyway,
This is it! Yeah! Let see!!
[Moans, but he notices Grasshopper Eavesdropper spying on him and he screams in shock, smashing it with the tin-pan] SPY ON ME, WILL YA!?
It's busted! Now my undercover bug can't spy on that slug!
TTiff
Escargoon, are you okay?
[Tiff and Tuff accidentally lift the changing tent curtain too early, Escargoon screams while he's naked]
TTuff
Hehe..
TTiff
Uhh...Sorry about that.
[In the changing tent] A tin pan on my can...How am I supposed to look good in this junkaroo!? [Wears a bucket] Ta-da! Bucket-butt! [Wears a sheep wool] Look at me! I'm a sheep! I'm a mess! [Wears a vase, laughing] How about this one? Disaster! [As he throws a vase out of changing tent]
Steady, Tiff.
Did it work?
TTiff
I hope so. Wow, this shell sure is interesting.
TTuff
It is?
TTiff
Sure. Just look at how intricate it is inside.
TTuff
Wow, how come something as nasty as a snail gets such a nice shell, Tiff?
TTiff
Because snails don't have any bones in their bodies.
I wonder what he does look like without that shell.
TTuff
Escar-goofy!
[All laughing, except Tiff]
[upset] Quit making jokes and go find me something decent to wear, I can't bear it anymore!
It's amazing! Kirby, this is so nice it almost makes me regret all the times I tried to destroyed you!
Poyo!
OK, kids, get ready. Presenting..me! [Everybody applauds and Kirby cheers. Escargoon posing with his new shell for a bit] Hi!
Very becoming!
It shows the spikier of me.
TTiff
And it looks like a perfect fit, too.
Merci. Fashion's show's over, missy! Get cracking that shell! And step on it!
TTuff
Man, he's still rotten.
TTiff
I guess you can't judge a slug by his cover.
So? Making like top-shell, huh? You lucky I didn't fricasse you!
Yeah, well you came close enough!
TTiff
Escargoon's just wearing this, while we're trying to fix up this regular shell.
Oh. Now I get it.
Poyo.
You hog! You ate my tender delicious topshell before I got to it!
That shell was empty when I put it on, you blowhard!
Hey, that reminds me!...I still ain't seen what you been hiding under that shell!
[Escargoon exclaims]
[laughs in evilly] It's too late now.
New shell or no new shell, I still wanna see what you hiding underneath here!
It's no use, but give it a shot, Sire.
ALRIGHT!!! [He attempts to break it open, but to no avail] It's too hard.
TTiff
All that pounding is giving me a pounding headache!
MMaimaigoon
This shell makes me invincible...and powerful!
MMaimaigoon
[to Kirby as he fires his lighting beams] You're finished, Kirby!
For a snail, he's pretty quick.
[He fits back into his repaired old shell] Ta-dah!
TTuff
Escargoon's shell looks as good as new.
TTiff
And all's well that ends well.
Hold on! I think there's another crack in that there!
The only thing cracked in this room is you, you wacko!
Just one little-itty-bitty peek?
You keep your paws off of me! HELP!
Escargoon, please!?
Buzz off, you creep!
TTiff
Well, at least that monster's gone.
TTuff
Yeah, but it would have tasted good with some garlic and melted butter.
You don't know what you're asking for, D. Putting together a professional animation team takes a lot of effort and money.
This is our hero, King Dedede and his evil arch-nemesis, Kirby.
Kirby's a klutz, but he's a tough fighter!
However, the king always defeats Kirby by the end of the episode.
Makes you wish real life was more like TV. [he and Escargoon break out in laughter]
So, what do you fellas think about of our show?
Ain't you got questions before you start to draw?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Kirby: Right Back at Ya! pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.