Well, what do you think? Ain't that the most jaw-droppin' eye-poppin' rock you ever seen?
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There you are, my twinkling little treasures. I bet none of you's made of glass. Little does King Greedede know I've been collecting you glittery goo-gahs for years!
Quiet! It is my royal duty to hog every treasure in this here kingdom!
Just what the doctor ordered, eh, D-Man?
Is this what you were lookin' for? Looks like I got it first!
Hey! You got any fresh fish today, I got a dinner planned!
I hope you brought your appetite, Kirby, 'cause tonight you can eat as much as you want!
TTuff
You're gonna regret saying that.
It's for your own good, Bookem. Open wide, dear.
[Cut to Doctor Yabui drilling Escargoon’s tooth]
[hearty laughter] It’s funny how painless pain is when it ain’t happening to you!
That's easy for him to say. PLEASE DON'T PULL MY TEETH OUT, DOCTOR!!
[Dedede holds Escargoon’s mouth open.
It might be better if you just drill em’ down to the roots!
Whatever you say.
NO, DOCTOR, PLEASE!
[Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, Iro, Honey, Spikehead, Fololo and Falala were watching it unfold from the windows]
TTuff
Guess he shoulda brushed more often!
[They all laughed, except Tiff]
TTiff
I bet you wouldn’t think it was so funny if it was you sitting in that chair...
That maniac drilled so deep, I thought he was gonna strike oil...
[hearty laugh] Serves ya right! I knew that sweet tooth of yours would turn sour someday!
You’re quite a candy fiend yourself, Sire. You could get cavities too, you know.
[laughs] My chompers is way too powerful to get conquered by cavities!
[He shows off his pearly whites to the others]
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Ooooh!
I don't see how you can eat all that sugar and never get a single cavity.
[laughs] And I don't even brush!
You're pushing your luck, Sire!
Maybe you’re just jealous 'cause you’re the cavity kid, huh? [laughs]
Tuff. I want you to brush your teeth before you go to bed tonight. You too, Kirby!
Highness, you're headed straight for a dental disaster! You hear?!
QUIT BANTERIN' ME! [hits Escargoon square with a pillow]
I'm afraid we warned you.
If your tooth is zat hurting...
TTiff
[looming over Tuff] Then you'll have to go see the dentist.
[cut to King Dedede's bedroom]
SAY WHAT?!?!?! To th' dentist?!
But, Sire, you have to get that tooth filled!
Ain't no way you gonna drag me there!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment, where Tuff is hanging on to the edge of the couch while Tiff is pulling him]
TTuff
I told you! I don't wanna go see the dentist! WAAAAAAAAH!
[cut back to Dedede's bedroom where Escargoon is trying to pull him away from the bed]
I'd rather dive head-first into the Booma-Dooma Volcano!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment again]
TTuff
I won't go! Rrrgh!
[cut back to Dedede's room again]
No way!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment again]
TTuff
No WAY!
NGAAAAAAH!
[Cut to Sir Ebrum, Lady Like and Tiff chasing after Tuff in the castle’s hallways, with Kirby happily trailing behind]
TTiff
Wait, Tuff!
Poyo-Poyo!
TTuff
I don’t wanna get my teeth drilled!
But if you don’t get it fixed, the pain will get worser!
TTuff
I don’t care, I’ll take my chances!
Once you get the filling, it won’t hurt at all!
TTiff
Quit acting like a baby!
Poyo, Poyo-Poyo!
[Cut to another part of the castle’s hallways where King Dedede was being dragged by Escargoon and the Waddle Dees to the dentist, with Waddle Doo on the king’s back]
Doctor Yabui won't hurt you, Sire.
He had you shrieking like a smoke detector!
But you’re so completely insensitive, you probably won’t feel a thing!
I bet you and them crafty cavities is conspiring against me! [cries]
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