[Kirby and friends laugh at each other]
Poyo, poyo! Poyo, poyo!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Aww... Ain't my new Scarfy-poos sweet, Escargoonie-goon?
Yeah, I suppose they're kind of sweet. The kind of sweet that makes you barf.
What's the matter? Ain't I tasty enough?
TTiff
There's something wrong with that Scarfy food!
TTuff
It's turned them all into monsters!
N.M.E.. I should've known!
[Kirby laughs at King Dedede]
[Tokkori laughing]
Get a load of that!
[Buttercup and Chief Bookem laughing]
Let's show an instant replay! [laughs]
[Professor Curio laughing]
Here it is from another angle! [laughs]
[Tuggle & Gus laughing, Escargoon laughs even harder, Chef Kawasaki, Gengu and two other Cappies laughing]
I gotta see this again! Roll it in slow-mo this time! [A slow-mo of King Dedede getting hit by the pie is shown on TV, laughs]
[Iro & his parents laughing]
I'm through with that chef show! I want some good grub and all I get is a pie in the eye!
[overhears Tiff's family laughing at him getting hit with a pie] Hey, what's so funny? [the family stops laughing for a few seconds, and then starts laughing again]
You're quite the comedian, your majesty!
TTiff
A cream pie in the face... now that's a classic! [She and Sir Ebrum start laughing again while Dedede growls angrily]
Slowing down the tape for a moment, we clearly see the stunned expression on the king's face as he is unexpectedly pie-pummeled. [laughs at the repeats twice]
You also made my family scream many times in the past, your majesty. But now it's screaming with laughter!
TTuff
It's funnier every time they show it! [Dedede growls again before running out of the living room]
I'm replacing it with a brand new show. It's one of them reality programs... called Pie Justice!
TTiff
Dedede! Pie throwing isn't just a waste of time. It's also a waste of food! You should be ashamed of yourself.
Here's a little get well present for ya, D-Man! We heard you had a serious case of pie-arrhea!
Now listen up! His Highness is declaring a new law!
From now on, anybody in this here kingdom who says the word "poyo" is gonna be found guilty of treason!
Poyo?
AH! Y'all heard that trash-talkin' traitor!
TTiff
Why don't you suck it up!? [tastes the unknown custard] UUUUUGGGHHH!!!
Bellybuster must make his pies in a barber shop. They taste like shaving cream, except worse.
TTuff
Not even Kirby could eat anything that bad.
Somebody cooks worse than me! [laughs heartily]
I feel... dirty. [Sigh]
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