These two stole your chick, and they were tryin' to turn it into a flyin' freakshow!
[Dyna Blade angrily glares at both Dedede and Escargoon]
Uh, we can explain...
But you ain't gonna listen, are ya?
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Listen up, Dyna Bully! I'll have yer flyin' license revoked if you don't let us go!
[Dyna Blade drops Dedede and Escargoon towards the river and they scream]
I think our chances of survival are takin' a nose dive!
This is all yer fault, and if I don't survive, you're fired!
Let me hold on, maybe your belly will break our fall.
[Dedede and Escargoon scream some more as they fall into the forest river below]
Well, Junior, you're like a fly in a marmalade factory. You're always gettin' stuck in a jam.
Poyo.
Ninja alert! Guards, track down that ninja before he gets away with the scroll!
You have the right to remain silent, ninja!
What's up with all this fake ninja stuff?
Keep away from the scroll, or prepare to battle a real ninja!
[sniff] They're plastic anyway...[cries]
YYamikage
I want that scroll. Do not challenge me, or you will regret it.
Oh yeah? Well, that's what you think. I'm a ninja, too!
YYamikage
Very well. You will have the chance to prove it.
The ninja in the dark armor...
We found out that he works for Nightmare Enterprises.
Yeah. He betrayed the Star Warriors.
TTiff
He's the traitor?
YYamikage
That was surely Meta Knight. Meta Knight and Kirby... someday, I will get my revenge.
TTiff
Who's so special to ya?
It's my... it's my... It's my mommy!
Thanks to your son, crime is pretty low here. Of course, our taxes are pretty steep.
ESEscargoon's Mother
Junior, you tax your subjects?!
[to Mayor Len] No more taxes!
[screams twice] You two's Escar-dentical!
ESEscargoon's Mother
Why did that vulgar loudmouth call himself king?
Eh... well...
TTiff
Don't worry. That guy's just pretending to be king.
ESEscargoon's Mother
He's pretending? But why?
TTiff
It's his job to act crazy. Dedede's the court jester.
ESEscargoon's Mother
Court jester? You mean he's a clown?
[growls]
TTiff
How's it going, Jester Dedede? I'd like to introduce you to Escargoon's mother!
That's his mama? [laughs] Just goes to show your bananas don't fall far from the tree! [laughs even harder] Well at least now I can see where Escargoony gets all his looks from! [wheezes]
ESEscargoon's Mother
: Junior's always looked like me ever since he was a bitsy baby.
Since you was a baby, huh? I bet you's was cute!
[clears throat] You may go take a hike now.
Who do ya think you are, orderin' me around?!
ESEscargoon's Mother
Ahh, it's still so hard for me to believe that I'm the mother of a king.
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