Escargoon quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

You should teach those two a lesson.

TTuff

Yeah, they're always scheming against you!

Kirby

Poyo.

It's time to give them both a taste of their own medicine!

Kirby

Poyo.

Step away, Escargoon! [He kicks Escargoon on a ground and he run away]

Escargoon

Wait, Sire! I'm a coward too!

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It's a phone.

That isn't just an ordinary phone, Your Majesty. [Dedede's phone starts ringing with a familiar-sounding ringtone, and Dedede opens his phone to find Kirby and another familiar-sounding ringtone, this one being a remix of the theme song]

Hey, what's that pink stinker doin' in there?!

Escargoon

And what's with that annoying music?!

[laughs] Nobody would ever suspect that you'd use a Kirby phone to call Nightmare Enterprises.

Great idea!

Escargoon

I wouldn't be surprised if we even get stuck with a phone bill.

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[about the Halberd] Hey, what is that damn thing?

Escargoon

Sire, how am I supposed to know? But whatever it is, I think our friend at Nightmare Enterprises would be very interested in it.

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The coming battle may well determine the fate of the galaxy.

We can't give up without a fight.

Meta Knight, you's a dirty double-crosser! You've got some nerve buildin' this here battleship in my basement!

Escargoon

And what's with this "fate of the galaxy" mumbo jumbo? You got that helmet on too tight, fella?

You still have a chance to join forces with us before it is too late.

Lemme see inside of that ship first.

[the door to the inside of the Halberd opens]

Follow me. I will take you to the bridge.

Yeah, I'd like to push you off one.

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Hey, Big D. What's shakin'?

ME! You just blowed up my monster transmitter!

Escargoon

And you nearly got us, too!

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Escargoon

Hey, sire. What were you supposed to do again?

I was supposed to plant this here time bomb on the ship.

Escargoon

We weren't supposed to be on the ship, were we?

Aaah! Get me outta here!

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TTuff

Isn't there any place we can go to get away from you two?

I should've guessed you'd try and stow away.

Escargoon

We have a right to be here, sister!

Yeah, this ship was built on my property.

Chef Kawasaki

What are you doing here?!

I'm comin' along to give you all a helping hand! I'm sick and tired of eNeMeE sendin' me all them defective monsters!

Escargoon

What else can we say? We're disgruntled.

I'm gonna show them crooked creepos that they've done ripped off this here king for the last time!

Well we don't believe a word you say!

Do your duty, Chief.

CBChief Bookem

I'm lockin' you up as non-combatant detainees.

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You think he was trying to tell me something?

Escargoon

He did sound awfully final.

[King Dedede and Escargoon screaming in shocked. And they hugged in panicking]

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Escargoon

I think we got ourselves a monster!

Hey, there must be some mistake. I didn't order no monster from ya!

We sent this monster to you for free, Your Majesty.

Well I don't want no favors from ya, so just take it all back, ya hear?!

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KDKing Dedede and Escargoon

[in unison] RUN!!

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You ain't nothin' but a cheap chizzlin' cheater and now we gonna settle the score with ya.

Can't we just talk this over?

It's too late! We just found your space fortress and now we gonna make a sneak attack!

Thanks for the tip off, Big D. [to the other members of N.M.E.] Prepare for attack. Launch all Destraya ships immediately! [signs out]

Hey, that chump just hung up on me!

You're the one who's the chump!

TTuff

Thanks to you, they know our whole plan now.

Escargoon

[he and Dedede are shocked by what Tiff & Tuff just said] That sales guy just tricked you again, sire.

[Laughs] Least I don't have to pay that phone bill.

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Escargoon

I guess Kirby's gonna beat us once and for all, Sire.

[Dedede's cell phone starts ringing]

What's that sound?

Escargoon

Your phone. [Dedede pulls out his phone and fumbles it between his hands] Ugh, that music's annoying, I wish you'd put it on vibrate. [Dedede catches his phone and opens it]

[laugher] Hey there! Are you ready to surrender yet, Your Majesty?

Escargoon

You bet we are!

I ain't never gonna wave no white flag!

Escargoon

Forget about His Highness, can you at least save me!?

If you'd like to negotiate, you'll have to speak with my boss. [reveals Nightmare, who laughs evilly and hypnotizes both Dedede and Escargoon]

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Thanks for the special delivery.

I know that voice. You're the sales dude!

Escargoon

We've never actually seen you in person before.

Well you're in for a little surprise. [turns his chair around, and, to the surprise of Tiff, Dedede, and Escargoon, reveals that he has stubby feet similar to other Kirby characters and is only about as tall as Escargoon]

You look a lot taller on the TV screen.

Escargoon

You're almost as shrimpy as Kirby.

[laughs] I may be shrimpy, but I'm a whale of a salesman. And now, we'll take the kid. [Nightmare grabs Tiff]

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[evilly laughs] Kirby's falling right into our trap, thanks to you.