Got-dang it! Kahn, that does it! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Fed up with Kahn's know-it-all ways, Hank spends a quarter on the spray hose, which he uses to blast Kahn
You need to learn how to treat customers with respect and stop calling me a dang monkey!
ACK! Mr. Strickland, help me!
Buck, who was previously unaware of the bullying, intervenes
Damn it Hank, what the hell is your problem? Leave him alone!
I am sorry sir, but I cannot take this any more. I left Jeans West to work for one of the most admired businessmen in Heimlich County. Not for some lazy idiot who does not know what he is doing.
If I do not know what I am doing, how come I am one who mortgaged his house to buy this place? How come you are working for me?
Kahn smirks
Not any more I am not.
Hank walks off the job
Hank, I hope you know that Scrubby's is part of the Strickland family. You quit this, you are quitting Strickland.
If you say so, sir.
Who need him? He not know how to double up on dreams. That is my secret to success.
Not bad. But I got my own little success secret: never kill the golden goose. Kahn, a business thrives on customer relations and back-breaking hard work, and that's the guy who gives it to you. Hank is the golden goose.
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