Kick the Butt Club Counselor, Bobby Hill and others in “Keeping Up With Our Joneses”

Is this your son? It's beautiful how you came out to support your daddy.

Bobby Hill

I'm a smoker, too.

Oh, no. How long have you been addicted to cigarettes?

Bobby Hill

Since my dad let me smoke a whole carton.

Hank Hill

Wait a minute, I didn't let him, I made him. It was a punishment.

Can I get a new buddy?

What is wrong with him?

You are sick, sir! You shouldn't be allowed to have children!

Hank Hill

Now hold on a minute here. I didn't bring my family here to be yelled at. I don't think I like this club. You all whine too much, and the coffee's bad. I'll tell you what you need to do. You need to take a thirteenth step... down off your high horse!