[crying] I am so stupid!
Aw, you're not stupid. Heck, you're smarter than me.
Oh, big deal!
Well, you're smarter than anyone else in Arlen.
Well, whoop-dee-do! I am the smartest hillbilly in Hillbillytown!
I-I'm trying Peggy. I just… hey, you know Coach used to say something that would fire us up when we were behind?
Yeah? What?
[furiously]] LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER! ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF?! WELL, YOU SHOULD BE CAUSE YOU ARE DIRT! YOU MAKE ME SICK, YOU BIG BABY! BABY WANT A BOTTLE?! A BIG DIRT BOTTLE?!
[crying harder] WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!
Uh, well, I'm trying to be your coach. I… It's… It's inspiring!
Well, thank you, cause I feel worse than ever!
Well, it worked for the team.
No it didn't! You went to State and lost!
Ah, jeez! I think I need one of those $8 beers.
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