Hey, you wanna be my coach?
A Boggle coach? What would I do?
Well, Hank, you don't have to do anything, you just have to be there. Unless you want me to go up to Dallas by myself.
Dallas? I don't want you going to Dallas at all! That place is crawling with crack heads and debutantes. And half of them play for the Cowboys.
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