Dad, look. Ladybird and Doggie like eachother.
Of course they do, Son, they're neighbors. [to Kahn] Y'know, Kahn, I just found a breeding partner for my Ladybird. If you're interested in having a real American dog, I can give-
[cut to Doggie mounting Ladybird]
What the hell?! Get him off! Get him off of her! [Hank grabs Kahn's watering hose and sprays Doggie and Ladybird]
[laughter] Your Ladybird, she real slut!
Ladybird is not a slut! She is in heat. Her hormones have overwhelmed her natural modesty.
[Hank goes to get Ladybird. She stubbornly refuses to move, and Hank struggles to pull her away by the collar]
For Pete's sake, would you tie up your dog?!
You tie your dog. She seduce my Doggie.
That's ridiculous, Ladybird can only love another purebred Georgia Bloodhound.
[tense music plays]
You know what I think, Hank Hill? I think you're a narrow-minded redneck!
Oh, I get it: Just because I'm from Texas, I gotta be some kind of redneck! Chinese and their stupid stereotypes...
Get off my property!
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