I will now tell stories of my childhood in Laos. Growing up in the village, I had two chickens. One of these was named "Phouma." I don't recall the name of the other chicken. Sometimes I would put both chickens in the wheelbarrow. This was very funny.
“Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?” · Season 10, Episode 6
In this episode: Kahn Souphanousinphone (3), Ted Wassanasong (1)
Hey, Minh, this guy serious butt-kicker! Anyway, I sorry they kill all your friends.
NPNguc Phong
Yes, that was unhappy for me.
I don't understand. How do you expect to parade around without your uniform?
Oh, my parading days are over. (Ted Wassanasong stares at him) It's like this, if you want someone to play golf with, give me call. If you want someone to feel guilty about the way they choose to live, call someone else!
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