Did you lift up your shirt and make them touch your belly hair?!
Doug (feigning shock): What?!
Carrie (she's not buying it): Did you?
I don't even know what you're sayin'!
Did you lift up your shirt and make Peter and Ellen touch your belly hair?!
Doug (sarcastic): Yeah, then I threw on a G-string (gyrates) and did a little lap dance, yeah.
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