Doug (sarcastic): Make sure it doesn't have capers. (Carrie stiffens, as if she was expecting this.)
Carrie (testy): Okay, here we go. You wanna get into this now? Bring it on.
No, no, I don't wanna get into it, I want you to be happy. Don't want you to have to call the Lean Cuisine people and ask for the manager.
Carrie (turning to face Doug): Well, if I did have to, we all know on whose side you'd be on, don't we?
I wanted a nice evening out. You're the one who went insane!
Oh, yeah, I'm insane. I ordered my food without capers and then wanted it without capers. Yeah, fit me for a strait-jacket, I'm a loon!
You know what I mean, okay? You're always on the lookout for who's out to get you! You can never just let something go, because that would result in a delightful evening out, and we can't have that, can we? No!
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