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Kenny vs. Spenny · Season 3

Kenny and Spenny in “Who Can Imitate the Other Guy Better?”

Kenny

There's nothing more important to Spenny than being me, being in love with me, wanting to emulate me, and become...the son of God.

Spenny

You are the last person on the planet that I wanna be like. Do you understand that?

Kenny

It's gonna be very hard for me to impersonate Spenny. Really what I have to do is: masturbate in playgrounds...what else do you do?

Spenny

Fuck squirrels...in the park.

Kenny

In the park? I thought it was in the ass.

Spenny

I'm a crack addict...

Kenny

Guys cracks.

Spenny

Umm...what else do I do? I'm a necrophiliac.

Kenny

Oh, one sec, you are a...shit eating...

Spenny

Oh, that's right. I'm a shit eating fuck head. See I'm going to win, because I've captured your essence. I have to be him. Feel sorry for me.

Kenny

In other words, it's time for him to become funny, and for me to stop being funny.

Spenny

People think I'm funny.

Kenny

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