There's nothing more important to Spenny than being me, being in love with me, wanting to emulate me, and become...the son of God.
You are the last person on the planet that I wanna be like. Do you understand that?
It's gonna be very hard for me to impersonate Spenny. Really what I have to do is: masturbate in playgrounds...what else do you do?
Fuck squirrels...in the park.
In the park? I thought it was in the ass.
I'm a crack addict...
Guys cracks.
Umm...what else do I do? I'm a necrophiliac.
Oh, one sec, you are a...shit eating...
Oh, that's right. I'm a shit eating fuck head. See I'm going to win, because I've captured your essence. I have to be him. Feel sorry for me.
In other words, it's time for him to become funny, and for me to stop being funny.
People think I'm funny.
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