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S3 E10

Kenny vs. Spenny · Season 3, Episode 10

Kenny, Spenny and others in “Who Can Catch a Bigger Fish?”

Kenny

[On Loudspeaker] Mayday! Mayday! Spenny's Mother is a whore! A dirty whore!

Spenny

Kenny shut up! Shut up!

Kenny

Mayday! She's a whore! She likes it up the ass!

Spenny

That's it. That's it. [Goes up to Kenny and starts choking him] DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER! [To the boat's captain and is referring to the loudspeaker] Turn this off! Turn it off! Jesus Christ!

Kenny

Call me Kenny.

Ship's Captain

Calm down it's off, it's off.

Kenny

Don't call me Jesus in front of people.

Spenny

Don't tell me to calm down. Get down there and don't touch my fuckin' rod.

Kenny

That's not what you said last night.

Spenny

Ok, one more fuckin' rod joke, dick joke, stick joke and I'm gonna fuckin' lose it!

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